Don’t Be a Dick Pattern Release

I hope you’ve been making your list of people who need to be told, “Don’t Be a Dick.” This goes beyond your naughty and nice list. This is for those people who clearly have zero understanding that what they’re doing, or how they’re acting puts them in the realm of dickdom. Perhaps the only way to get through that thick skull of theirs is to wave a big, quilted dick at them? If you think that will work, well, then have I got the pattern for you! You can now download my Don’t Be a Dick quilt block pattern on Craftsy for $4.00.

Don’t Be a Dick Pattern Available Here

Never in my life have I seen anyone selling a dick for $4.00, and in this case you get two versions: for every type of dick in your life. But this doesn’t have to be all about throwing a bag of dicks at someone either! I’d be more than happy to sleep under an entire dick quilt, so if that’s your thing, go right ahead. I’m already envisioning waking up to a rainbow of dicks on top of me every morning. Wait … Ummm. Maybe that’s not quite what I meant, but regardless, rainbows are fun!


Both the cut and uncut versions of this quilt block pattern have been pattern tested successfully, and should be appropriate for a confident beginner. If you use my Don’t Be a Dick pattern, let me know because I’d love to see a picture of your dick! #mollisparkles #dontbeadickquilt

13 Responses

  1. Tina L. says:

    Are you for real? Clearly the conversation on gender, power, and patriarchy was lost on you.

  2. C says:

    Priceless 🙂

  3. Amelia Verne says:

    18.5 inches? OMG.

  4. Cass Cusack says:

    Omg thank you so much, this is awesome.
    So one for Peter Dutton because he truly is this week
    One for Corey Bernardi, it goes without saying, oh is only we could inundate him with dicks 😂😂😂
    One for Malcolm because it’s 2016 and I still don’t have the NBN
    one for my local member for spring boat turn backs
    One for Dunstable for not paying his Nannies properly AND for making deals

    I’m really going to need a production line. …
    Can’t wait to get started
    Love and hugs
    You totally rock

  5. Cass Cusack says:

    Oh I don’t how to edit stupid auto correct one for you too
    Dinatale for not paying his Nannies and my local member 😂😂haha just go the pun here , supporting boat turn backs

  6. j says:

    while I won’t get to this for a while….. there is a list here somewhere of those that need one.

  7. Jason says:

    Yippee! I’ve been looking forward to this one. I’ll definitely be getting the pattern.

  8. Brenda Iwami says:

    Will there be a “DON’T BE A PUSSY” block to compliment the “DON’T BE A DICK” block?

  9. Alexandra says:

    This is AWESOME and Brilliant all rolled in one!!! I can’t wait to make all the dicks!!

  10. Tish says:

    And the award for best pattern ever goes to…Molli Sparkles and Don’t Be a Dick! 🙂

  11. Toni says:

    I don’t generally read all the comments, but these? These. Are. Awesome!!! 😀
    Except that first one. I’m guessing this is the first time that person has read your blog.

  12. Ms. Sue says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you…

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