Don’t Be a Dick Pattern Release
I hope you’ve been making your list of people who need to be told, “Don’t Be a Dick.” This goes beyond your naughty and nice list. This is for those people who clearly have zero understanding that what they’re doing, or how they’re acting puts them in the realm of dickdom. Perhaps the only way to get through that thick skull of theirs is to wave a big, quilted dick at them? If you think that will work, well, then have I got the pattern for you! You can now download my Don’t Be a Dick quilt block pattern on Craftsy for $4.00.
Never in my life have I seen anyone selling a dick for $4.00, and in this case you get two versions: for every type of dick in your life. But this doesn’t have to be all about throwing a bag of dicks at someone either! I’d be more than happy to sleep under an entire dick quilt, so if that’s your thing, go right ahead. I’m already envisioning waking up to a rainbow of dicks on top of me every morning. Wait … Ummm. Maybe that’s not quite what I meant, but regardless, rainbows are fun!
Both the cut and uncut versions of this quilt block pattern have been pattern tested successfully, and should be appropriate for a confident beginner. If you use my Don’t Be a Dick pattern, let me know because I’d love to see a picture of your dick! #mollisparkles #dontbeadickquilt