Quilt Finish – Don’t Be a Dick

Molli Sparkles

Quilt maker to the stars. Spiller of truth tea.

36 Responses

  1. Honestly, think this is rather splendid and well done for tackling more quilting than you normally would. I have to admit that I have all kinds of funky ideas for quilting of the dicks – they do seem to need some stabilization help. You want those to stay fresh and at attention! 🙂

  2. floribunda says:

    how is it that I only found your blog a couple of weeks ago — and thankfully just in time to read this wonderful post!

  3. Shauna says:

    Ok this is just too much fun, the quilting is awesome, and just perfect. It takes someone special to make a quilt like this and you are definitely special!!!! It didn’t make me clutch my pearls, but it did make me laugh. Great job!!!!!!

  4. Linda says:

    Oh, Mollie, I just purchased your Dick, er, I mean pattern, and I can’t wait to fondle it! I love your naughtiness, and this is the best one of all. Ignore the uptight right wing pearl-grabbers! You’re the best! xoxo

    Linda

  5. Christina in FL says:

    Rock on with your Sparkliciousness! 🙂 With all your earnestness, you KNOW I had to buy your pattern. 🙂

  6. Mary Ann says:

    Loving all the Dicks…well at least your Quilts and my hubbies! The quilting is wonderful and yes I do want to reach out and fondle it!

  7. Rosie says:

    Oh Molli, you’re a card! Love your post. Maybe you could hand-quilt the dicks. And do NOT, under any circumstances, allow me to continue here as we all know the puns would only get right out of hand.
    Oops. There we go already.

  8. Cleta says:

    Mollie,Love your dick quilt and your sense of humor Made me laugh after being so anxious dreading January 20. Blessings

  9. I think I’ve found another Sister from another Mister like seriously…. I cannot love this post anymore I swear. Great make and hella mutual feelings….Sew on Sew Sista, sew on….sew all the dicks! LOL

  10. CONTROVERSY IN THE WORLD OF QUILTING!!! Seriously I love your bunch of dicks (or do we say bushel of dicks? Sorry english is not my first language. ) I have the naughty need to create a quilt that would make granny blush but I didn’t find the right inspiration yet.

  11. Janelle says:

    I can’t believe I’ve seen so many dick quilts that my first thought was about how pretty and perfect that fabric line was for penises. Molli, you add so much to my life!
    And some of these comments are also giving me life! I’ll have to come back in a few days to read more!

  12. Tina short says:

    Husby has just said ” I like it, we need another quilt for our bed. why dont you make it”
    Thats my man, supportive and honest !

  13. Andrea says:

    This is awesome. Being a nurse, I’ve seen more dicks in real life than probably the raunchiest of nymphos. I think a wonky version would be fabulous, because lets face…no 2 dicks are ever quite the same.

  14. Carole M says:

    I think that’s just so fantastic on so many levels. And honestly if people can make quilts with boobs, why not dicks? I’m glad Craftsy never made you fully pull the pattern. Has it sold well?

  15. Anita says:

    Well! This is awesome! I love it and I enjoyed all the jokes and puns in your blog post (or article as I was calling it… I told my husband “I am busy reading an article.” LOL!) I will keep your pattern in mind if I ever need to sew a dick. 🙂

  16. well I guess I’m a prude. I didn’t think this was tasteful at all. and for that reason I’m unsubscribing there are plenty of beautiful patterns to choose from. don’t think we need to see ore than one dick on the bed.

  17. Serena @ Sewgiving says:

    So happy to see this quilt in all its glory!

  18. Tish says:

    I know all that quilting must have taken forever, but, man oh man, did it pay off! I can’t even imagine something different in the background, it adds a wonderful texture and let’s those beautiful bad boys shine! Just curious, did you free motion those lines or walking foot it? I’m always torn which to use when I’m adding straight (straight-ish) lines.

  19. francesca says:

    Omg . Thank you for existing. I was so down today and you gave me the best chortle I’ve had in a long time…. I very rarely click on the links in my blogloving mail and am not a quilter but had to click on this:). You’re a star.

  20. Judy Cinerari says:

    Love it, love it, love it.

  21. Lyn Sandberg says:

    I also came up with Don’t be a Dick bumper sticker last September for a 3day annual yardsale, sold every one! It originated with a dog command for a rowdy Boston terrier, but it has resounded with multiple meaning since trump and his reign of terror

  22. Melissa says:

    I just finished a wall hanging of the circumcised version. It came out great! I even borrowed your quilting idea because it just works. Thanks for the fun pattern. My friend for whom this is intended for is going to love as has everyone I showed the picture to.

  23. Jennifer Kinney says:

    Just found this! Oh, my! Love it! Got a little giggle out of it and then showed my husband. Of course his two friends that I thought of immediately to make this for were the first ones he mentioned as well. Looks like I will be making at least 2 quilts. Now to decide if they are worth a full quilt or a mini version. Thank you for such a fun quilt pattern. Keep them coming!!

  24. CJ Call says:

    Shame on you! This is really in very poor taste! Please don’t waste your talent on something the children shouldn’t see, You’re better than that

  25. Jodi says:

    Molli, you are the best! I bought your pattern and just finished making the quilt for friends. Thank you for making us all laugh!

  26. Peter says:

    I just don’t get the political spin and reference to the president.
    Awesome quilt tho

  27. KnittingKnaomi says:

    Oh no! I tried to follow your link to purchase the pattern, and it doesn’t exist!! I hope someone didn’t flag it again 🙁 Will look forward to when it’s back up on the site!

  28. Arrived here from the post on Lorna’s Sew Fresh Quilts blog… love her version of your quilt and your version as well.

    Keep doing you, because you are awesome!! 🙂

  29. Denise says:

    A great big LMFAO. Bows to you.

  30. Pamela says:

    BRILLIANT! Can’t wait to make a few for some friends with equally sized…humor 🙂

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