Molli’s Dick {Pattern} Is Back Up

The deed is done! As of just now, my Don’t Be a Dick pattern has been reinstated on Craftsy. It has a little wham, bam, thank you ma’am signage covering just the tip, but it’s back up! Maybe a little blue pill pattern is now in order? In case you’re not a pornography expert like I seem to be, I styled the signage after those little star badges you’d often find covering what some call offensive parts of the body. Offensive? Nah, I just like to call them the fun bits! Seriously, how many juvenile penile jokes can be made in one blog post? Feel free to add your own in the comments!


I have to say, being censored was probably the best thing that could have happened for me and the Don’t Be a Dick pattern! It’s been selling like Richard Gere in American Gigolo. I’ve managed to keep selling the Don’t Be a Dick pattern direct to the public while it’s been off Craftsy, but this now makes things a whole lot easier. A giant thank you to all who have purchased and sent words of support–your comments have got me all excited! Another thank you to the Craftsy team for working with me, and even a small thank you to those who complained about the pattern. (There’s nothing like telling me what I can’t do, to make me want to do it more!)

In case you’re still needing some … here’s the pattern link once again!

Don’t Be a Dick pattern


4 Responses

  1. Emily C says:

    Hahahaha. Nothing like free advertising.

  2. Becky says:

    So glad Craftsy found an innovative way to put this pattern back on their site. Congrats!

  3. Linda says:

    That has to be the silliest thing ever – best laugh I’ve had in days. Now lets see who gets their panties in a twist…

  4. Brenda says:

    Way to go. Like the old saw, “Any publicity is good publicity.” Can’t remember the source.

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