The Best Birthday Wish!
First, let me thank everyone who left cards, gifts, scented candles, and just general merriment on my Facebook wall yesterday to celebrate my 35th birthday. I didn’t even realise I knew that many people! The bad news: Mr. Sparkles and I have been holed up all week with the flu, so there have been absolutely no celebrations. Like, not even a drop of champagne brushed my lips! You know it’s bad when! Mr. Sparkles’s birthday is the day after mine (we truly were meant to be), so it’s been a double Debbie-downer situation. Thankfully, I have a quilt or two lingering about the house, so we could snuggle up on the couch with those. As soon as we get to feeling better, we are going straight to David Jones (or other illustrious cake shop) and buying all the cakes. All of them. Then I’m bringing them home and washing them down with all the champagne. All the cakes, and all the champagne, YASSSSSS!
Meanwhile, the lovely dixiechunk left this wonderful comment on my Craftsy.com pattern, Don’t Be a Dick:
This is wrong. This is not the proper place to air your dirty little pornographic patterns. What’s next on your drawing board, “Just a Little Pussy”? If you want to design and sell this kind of crap get your own website. Please.
I never expected to get such fan mail! But dixiechunk, whoa, if this is your idea of pornographic, do I have a thing or two to show you! You think you’re blushing now! Ow! That being said, I have absolutely zero plans to release a quilt pattern based on the female anatomy you describe, since I have zero experience down there, I wouldn’t even know where to begin. If you’d like to collaborate on this, feel free to reach out, because lo and behold, I do have my own website. Molli. Sparkles. Dot. Com.