I had to turn right.

Molli Sparkles

Quilt maker to the stars. Spiller of truth tea.

7 Responses

  1. Leigh Anne says:

    I am so so sorry you had to be exposed to that! Travesty, for sure!!

    But at least your bee blocks turned out lovely 🙂

  2. Molli darling! I feel your pain! What a wonderful piece of work. You had me laughing out loud into my Nespresso Ristretto this morning. A fabulous way to start the day. For me, I Had To Turn Right will go down in history as one of the funniest pieces of writing I've read. Dear Lord of the Lana Del Ray, you got your finger on THE pulse! Oh, and those yellow wonky triangle blocks are especially alluring! 🙂 xx

  3. The O's says:

    If those little triangles were red one might be mistaken to think it was the tail of a well known Australian fleet of aeroplanes…

    I love ecomony, the lack of leg room, the cranky overtired/under drugged kids, hasty meal delivery (if you have the right coloured seat head rest cover) and removal of trays and the fake smiles on the happy uniform wearing persons…

  4. MsMidge says:

    Funny stuff! I will have to write about my "experience" of flying "business class" on Air Pacific a few weeks ago. The 80's called and they want their aeroplane back! Farkkkkkkk.

  5. Katy Cameron says:

    Lol, now, see, I'm always in the arse end of economy, the highest I've ever risen in the ranks is to 'World Traveller Plus' which is BA's half arsed 'in between economy and business class' and gives you, err, slightly bigger seats/leg room. And that's it. I need better employers obviously ;o)

  6. Ruth says:

    I got upgraded to Super economy once on a 14 hour flight to Singapore and i thought i was doing well. I see now there is a brighter sparklier world out there.

    Oh but I did have a short haul flight in Germany at 6 am once where I was greeted with champagne or orange juice?

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