And here we go!
My first blog post! Took me long enough to get to the party, didn’t it? In honour of my fashionista lateness, some choice lyrics from The Scissor Sisters to start things off:
So I hope you’re up, girl, Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels Cause I know exactly what we need! Let’s have a kiki! – The Scissor Sisters
That pretty much sums up Ms. Molli Sparkles (MMS!) I can go from smoke machine drama, to learning how to make that bitch of an Ikea sewing machine sew in a straight line. By day I work the 9 to 5 harder than Dolly Parton works her Cracker Barrel promotional campaign, and by night I sew, bake, photograph and find other creative ways to make a mess of myself. Oh, it gets messy; I’m still washing glitter out of my … uh, we’ll save that one for another time. Now, let’s make it till it’s shakin’ and bacon.